According to a Massachusetts judge, a burrito is officially not a sandwich. Whew, I’m glad that’s been cleared up and the world can sleep a little easier at night. The case was brought by rivaling restaurant chains, when one chain who specialized in sandwiches and other bread-based food products, tried to use a lease agreement which stated no competing sandwich companies could move into the same mall. The problem, this was a Mexican restaurant, not a sandwich factory. The case went before the courts, where, on the testimony of many food and cultural experts, the judge heard that no reputable chef or culinary historian would ever label a burrito as a sandwich.

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According to recent statements from a former head of the Ministry of defense UFO Project, aliens are plotting to attack the world, more specifically Britain, and could attack any moment now! The former head, Nick Pope, feels that it’s a mistake for his government project to practically be shut down and for humans to dismiss highly credible sightings so easily. According to Pope, we’re wide open for an attack by aliens and it’s a big mistake!

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In celebration of the news that Hubble is getting it’s much needed upgrade after-all, we’re linking to the European Space Agency’s Hubble information page, which collects thousands of photographs taken from the Hubble Telescope in it’s over 93,000 rotations around the Earth.

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