Breaking news, soy is making our children gay
December 13th - 5 Responses


Soy - The devil bean

Conservative “news” just never ceases to amaze me. A recent article by ultra-conservative columnist Jim Rutz put forth the theory that soy (AKA The Devil Bean) is turning the good male American children gay. The theory being pushed here through McCarthy-colored glasses, is that the Estrogen contained in soy suppresses a man’s masculinity and stimulates their female side both physically and mentally. Unfortunately, since Soy is being used to some degree as an ingredient in most prepared foods, it’s poisoning the male youths starting from birth, causing a rise in male homosexuality and sin. I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

Read more: Point: Soy making kids ‘gay’ | Counterpoint: Health benefits of Soy

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  1. toebee
    2:16 am CET on December 14th, 2006

    dude it’s true! everytime we go to vegetasia with tobi I grow more fond of his hairdo…

  2. melanie
    11:07 am CET on December 14th, 2006

    oh brother!

  3. whalefish
    6:12 pm CET on December 14th, 2006

    haha, someone should tell that conservative douchebag that everyone knows that spiderman makes you gay
    http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/dadyes/sp.html

  4. roby
    11:59 pm CET on December 19th, 2006

    those are so ridiculous i shouldn’t even be commenting. but i can say that my best friend, expert womanizer and professional gigolo, was raised on soy milk since very very young.

  5. hdfihfiosjkoIIII
    5:20 am CET on December 1st, 2007