Christopher Walken, being all things interesting and cool, naturally loves food and loves to cook. He loves it so much in fact, that he recently auditioned for the Food Network, an excellent channel which caters to the needs of foodies day in and day out in the US of A. Though I don’t see “Cooking With Walken” (my name, not theirs) making it on the air anytime soon (though I’d love to be pleasantly surprised), the audition video has been added to YouTube! I can only think of what a real budget would allow Walken, the video is full of dry humor and quirky Walkenisms, which make me wish this were on 24/7! Someone needs to start a write-in campaign or something and get Walken elevated to the ranks of the Puck’s and Emeril’s of the World.

Backlash all you want, Will Ferrell is a genius at what little he does when on film. Featuring regular Ferrell partner in crime, Adam McKay and a hot new actress known only as Pearl, “The Landlord” is a stunning testimony to working class citizens everywhere who have to deal with abusive landlords on a daily basis. The way Ferrell cowers under the mighty onslaught of abuse is brilliant in a way that just screams Oscar.

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David Lynch, one of the nerd’s favorite thinkers, has released his line of signature blend coffees, available exclusively through his webshop. All organic (naturally!), the line consists of 3 blends, “Organic Espresso”, “Organic House Roast” and “Organic French Roast Decaf”. The blends are a bit pricey (around $17 for 12oz of the Espresso blend), but a) you get coffee approved by David Lynch himself and b) a portion of the proceeds go to the David Lynch Film Scholarship Fund at the American Film Institute Center for Advanced Film Studies.

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Actress and artist Eve Plumb, whom you may remember as Jan Brady, has been an avid artist for over 20 years now, creating sometimes haunting paintings of everyday use items. Ever the realist, Eve’s artwork can been seen at galleries along the west coast and via her personal site.

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I don’t know if this is about to be the best movie ever, or the worst. Sam Jackson does a great southern gentleman impersonation, Christina Ricci looks somewhat sickly, but ’snake’ is in the title of the movie, so the odds are 50/50. If Sam Jackson could just star in trailers he’d be the biggest star on the planet.

I wish I were lying. Somehow, Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson were allowed to dress up as vampires and sing the epic classic, “Monster Mash” on national television. What distorted alternate reality have I stumbled into?

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It’s been reported over the weekend that Monty Python stay Terry Jones has been diagnosed with bowel cancer and is currently undergoing treatment in a private hospital in London. The talk is that they’ve caught it soon enough and hopes are high that treatment will be successful, but, still, cancer is nothing to play around with, so let’s all hope for the best. Monty Python’s Spamalot has just opened on London’s West End, where Jones was in attendance, enjoying himself and posing for pictures along with Michael Palin, Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam.

Read more: Terry Jones diagnosed with cancer | Spamalot

While musicians, writers and actors are often times referred to as artists in their respective fields, few actually make the jump into the fine arts, photography, paintings and drawings. From Frank Sinatra to Jeff Bridges to Billy Dee Williams to Donna Summer, unexpected artists are all around Hollywood, painting and drawing the visions in their head. Pop Life Art contains a comprehensive listing of celebrity artists, quite possible the most complete listing on the internet, with links to galleries where you can view and/or purchase art from your favorite celebrity.

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Through his personal site, Author Will Self has providing a stunning 360 degree photo tour of his working space or ‘writing room’, featuring 71 photos taken by photographer Phil Grey. It’s a pretty interesting insight into the professional life of a successful writer and sometimes actor, giving fans an inside look into where all of Self’s work is conceived and produced. I’ve never seen so many Post-It Notes in my whole life, I couldn’t imagine what would happen if a gust of wind or a crazed cat blew through that room.

Read more: Photo tour of Will Self’s writing room | Will Self entry @ Wikipedia

Celebrity gossipers Rag Rap have collected a great top whatever post, focusing on everyone’s favorite entertainer and lifeguard, David Hasselhoff! There are 50 gems of Hasselhoff inspiration here, from his music videos, to Knight Rider parodies, to MINI-HOFF, to his appearances on comedies and talk shows, spreading the Hoff-love. To all the Hoffsters around the world, enjoy.

Read more: The top 50 David Hasselhoff videos | David Hasselhoff Fanclub