When not being swallowed by a lesser species, extraterrestrials have taken to spreading their love for the Firefox web browser throughout the United States. A recent Google Maps find going all over the internet appears to show the famous browser’s logo, crop-circled into a row of corn in what looks to be like the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest. Ignore the plane, cars and people forming the ‘FX’ just below the field, this was done by real live aliens, man. Aliens!

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How on Earth could I have missed this!? Back in June a wounded duck died in the care of the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia, California. Upon performing an X-ray of the wounded fowl, an uncanny image of an alien’s face appeared within the birds stomach, as if it had swallowed the little space traveler before he could make contact with the people of Earth! Naturally, what else could one do but place the original X-ray film on eBay! That’s exactly what the Bird Rescue Center did, with all proceeds from the sale going to fund their continuing efforts to rescue and rehabilitate wounded waterfowl and aquatic birds. The X-ray was purchased by online casino and purchasers of all things pertaining to wacky pop culture, GoldenPalace.com for $9600.

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According to recent statements from a former head of the Ministry of defense UFO Project, aliens are plotting to attack the world, more specifically Britain, and could attack any moment now! The former head, Nick Pope, feels that it’s a mistake for his government project to practically be shut down and for humans to dismiss highly credible sightings so easily. According to Pope, we’re wide open for an attack by aliens and it’s a big mistake!

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