New Yorkers love their dogs and this past weekend the 5th annual Times Square Dog Day Masquerade raised awareness for homeless and abandoned pets. These two pirates mentioned that people who abandon their pets are gonna have to walk the plank!

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Halloween is coming and what better way to spend it than pretending you’re a balding 10 year old with passive aggressive friends who don’t really care for you all that much? I can’t think of anything better. When I first saw this shirt, I thought to myself, why have I never seen a Charlie Brown t-shirt before? It just seems so right. But now that’s taken care of, I can guarantee you, buy this shirt, play a little baseball, hang out in the pumpkin patch and all your troubles will melt away.

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Star Wars fans have a special bond with their pets. Dogs understand the need for galactic conquest, laser-sword fights and special god-like powers that enables you to feed your pets with one finger while sitting on the couch. Dogs also understand Halloween (really, we swear) and thus really really want to be dressed up like Yoda, Princess Leia or Darth Vader. BuyCostumes.com let’s your dog’s (and every pet-loving Star Wars fan on Earth) dream come true, by offering three of the most disturbing yet cutest damned pet costumes we’ve ever seen. What I want this Halloween is to see a Darth Vader puppy, being followed around by storm trooper puppies. Come on, someone can make this happen, I know it (without harming your pets in anyway of course).

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The mockists over at I-Mockery visited a giant outlet of Halloween-related goodies, scoring some great photos of bootleg Halloween costumes ripping off some of pop culture’s largest breands. From a few different attempts at copying Nightmare on Elm Street (“Deluxe Night Killer adult costume”) all the way to a horrible version of Mario (3PC Handy Man adult costume).

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