The Baby Wee Wee line of anatomically-correct baby dolls of varying ages, need to be seen to be believed. Introduced through the United Kingdom last year, Baby Wee Wee features a motorized penis, which ah…..erects, and then performs #1, on or at whatever happens to be standing in it’s way. In the above commercial’s case, the dad who was creepy enough to have bought such a thing for his little girls.

Wow, I can’t believe I snoozed through the press releases that hit when this was released! Barbie, by Mattel, has a wonderful new dog pet named Tanner! Described as “soft and fuzzy with mouth, ears, head and tail that really move”, Tanner also comes with a few new tricks up his sleeve. Not only does he come with a cute little doggy bowl including plastic doggy food, Tanner can also poop the food out which can then be scooped up by Barbie using her handy pooper scooper utensil! The ‘poop’ is comparable in size to a brown Tic-Tac and are reportedly very easy to lose, but fun to count with your kids as Tanner does it’s business throughout the day.

Not safe for Kindergarten and some offices photo after the jump..

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I soooo want to believe, but I just can’t. Pravda, which is not one of the most respectable of news agencies, is reporting an amazing tale of two fisherman in the Rostov region of Russia who caught a “fish” with a startling resemblance to an alien. The “fish”, which actually looks like a giant jello mold, was producing rather strange squeaky sounds before it died, at which point the fisherman decided to film it with an even creepier soundtrack behind it, of what appears to be a song about a howling, dying animal recorded on a soviet-era boombox. Not scared of the fact they caught a “fish” which resembled an alien-shark, the men proceeded to cook and eat it, claiming it was the most delicious fish they ever ate.

Internet comments are reporting that the fish is in fact a ‘skate’, a sister species of rays and sharks.

Watch the video after the jump..

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Once again, my mind is blown. As most travelers know, in Italy, two things you can always find are pizza joints and ice cream shops. I’ve even read these are two of Italy’s most famous “cults”, a stereotype I’m starting to believe in more and more, especially after seeing the Konopizza. An Italian company has taken the countries two loves and combined them, creating a cone shaped dough ‘pocket’, adhering to the old artisan tradition and creating the Konopizza Oven, a special rotary oven than bakes the Konopizza within 3 minutes, giving the eater a hot, crispy pizza, in a cone, that they can take with them on the go, without making *too* much of a mess. Unfortunately, Konopizza and their patented oven are only available to franchises, but, here’s to hoping a Konopizza opens up nearby soon.

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An inventive pet shop owner in the Netherlands has created an interesting liquid refreshment for her pet dogs, Doggy Beer. Originally as a way to reward their hunting dogs for the days hunt (in Austria no less), the beer known as Kwispelbier, is made out of beef and malt extracts and while fit for human consumption, is probably the most horrid tasting thing ever put into a bottle by a professional brewer. It’s non-alcoholic and costs around 1.65 EUR per bottle.

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Well, what would you do if your daily activities involved being chased around by wild animals, eating grass (when you can find it) or butting heads with your family (literally)? I for one would start climbing trees! Which is exactly what these little critters starting doing in Morocco, where goats hang out in the extremely endangered Argan tree which can reach heights of 25-30 feet and a trunk that twisted in a way which allows goats to easily climb. The fruit of the tree is what is believed to attract goats, as, in desert areas, grass isn’t exactly plentiful.

Read more: Goats in trees? @ Science Buzz | Goats in trees @ Flickr

Whoa! Steve is an eccentric home owner in Seattle who’s turned his Victorian mansion into a personal museum, art gallery and library, collecting everything from horror memorabilia to sideshow oddities. Every inch of his house is covered and decorated to fit his freak show theme including such gems as stuffed siamese twin animals, a giant pin-head paintings collection, human hair wreaths, hundreds of statues, medical specimens, antique coffins, over 25,000 books and much much more. A house I’d dread living and sleeping in, but one which I’d want to visit everyday of my life!

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The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

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A crafty husband and wife team decided to start a project to create a minature fast-food burger meal, turning the ultimate art form of cooking, into a bite-size wonderland of greasy art. The project was inspired by a recent article in Martha Stewart Living, is completely edible and features the cutest little bite-size ingredients I’ve ever seen, all packed together on a polymer clay tray. This is perfect finger food for a Super Bowl party!

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